Home and Away: O’s Blogs vs.Twins Blogs

By Matthew Taylor

It’s time to pit the hometown bloggers (Maryland Sports Fan) against the visitors (Right Handed Heat) in this season’s inaugural version of “Home and Away.”

Baseball bloggers in Baltimore and Minnesota can agree on at least one thing after the first series of the season: the Birds ain’t lookin’ so hot. But in keeping with the cliché, it’s not what you say, but how you say it.

Home: Maryland Sports Fan proclaims “Orioles Suck!” in a recent blog headline, but it’s of course said out of love. It reminds me of my favorite O’s analyst, my grandfather, who was always delightfully irritated with the Birds.

Maryland Sports Fan offers a reasoned analysis of the team’s slow start and examines the individual efforts of Kevin Millar, Chris Gomez, Daniel Cabrera, and Jaret Wright.

Away: The “Twin Cities fanatics” at Right Handed Heat offer a slightly milder conclusion, “The Orioles stink,” and add a funny line about the upcoming debut of former Birds hurler Sidney Ponson: “A fine drunk but a lousy pitcher.”

Right Handed Heat has to take some heat, however, for using the awful nickname “Boofer” (Boof Bonser) and the decidely unimaginative descriptor “Bitchsox” for their AL Central rival.

Advantage: Maryland Sports Fan. It’s root, root, root for the home team in Vol. 1, Issue 1 of “Home and Away.”

[See the RF34 “Vide-O Corner” for the insight of a young Birds critic.]


About mptaylor11

Roar from 34, a Baltimore Orioles Blog. Humor. History. Homerism. Since 2006.
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1 Response to Home and Away: O’s Blogs vs.Twins Blogs

  1. John says:

    Excellent to see that I got a win for the O’s bloggers. After a great winning streak, its back to losing for the O’s. I figure the expression, O’s suck is relevant again. Lets hope Erik Bedard gets things going tomorrow against the Tribe.

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